February 2010
1 post
RIP Darlene Schneider →
December 2009
6 posts
Procrastination.
Acts of procrastination I’ve done over the past week.
Cleaned my room (swiffer dusted and mopped!
Bought useless things from Walmart (extension cords, mattress pad, lightbulbs)
Stapled all my handouts from the semester and hole punched them in a binder
Set up my printer (also experimented if I could print a page front and back, I can’t)
Set up my speakers
Downloaded music (mostly...
Most of the time.
- Thanks. Thanks a lot for picking me.
- Well Klause, you’re not on the A-team, but you’re captain of the B-team!
~ verbatim from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Hypothetically speaking...
If I get into all of the law schools I’m applying to, this is how I’m ranking them.
1) St. Mary’s University- San Antonio, TX (location, weather, most technologically advanced courtroom)
2) University of Missouri Kansas City- (location near family, extension of my undergrad)
3) Texas Wesleyan- Fort Worth, TX (near immediate family)
4) SMU (like I’ll get in)
5) UT...
November 2009
5 posts
1,000 More McDonalds...You've got to be kidding... →
One of those days...
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I’m pretty…
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: ‘Cause I’m pretty?
Wash: ‘Cause you’re pretty.
- Firefly, best cancelled show ever.
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
1 post
Greatest voicemail ever left. →
August 2009
5 posts
My sister on which Einstein’s to go to this morning…
Caroline: There’s one on frankford and the tollway and parker and the tollway, which one sounds like more fun?
Harvard wants to be more pretentious? →
I love road rage?
So today I drove the very long 8 hours from Kansas City, Missouri to Plano, Texas by way of Oklahoma. It was a pretty uneventful drive mostly because Oklahoma in general is uneventful, but once I crossed the Red River it was a completely different story. I realized how out of practice I am with Texas drivers because the way people drove at 2pm on a Saturday afternoon was frightening. I missed it...
July 2009
34 posts
Seriously? →
Varsity Blues
- Kyle did you start a cult today?
- Yes.
- Aw, that’s so sweet!
Varsity Blues just became one of my favorite sports movies of all time.
Inspiration.
- What do you call the person who graduates last in medical school?
- Doctor.
I’m using the same logic for law school as motivation for me to still pursue it even though I anticipate I’ll probably cry a lot during the first year.
Sometimes I think you’re a little bit autistic.
– My co-worker Joel to me because I fidget with everything.
Lame.
I think it’s ironic that I’m completely computer incompetent (that’s hard to say) and a receptionist for the campus Division of Information Technology. I guess I can fake it well enough and just pretend I’m Pam from The Office. Too bad there’s a wall distracting me from making eyes at anyone from the office. bleh.
Some amusing ways to fail a test. →
Someone just trumped Woody Allen.
According to perezhilton.com, Morgan Freeman is going to marry his step granddaugher! What? Why does a perfectly respectable actor have to ruin his reputation by doing something so gross? Did he learn nothing from Woody Allen? But in all fairness, Woody Allen is still married to his step daughter, maybe love is strange….and gross.
Did they not watch the movie "Pride" with Terrence... →
Vast banks of birds wheeling over the port. The feel of the textured pavement...
– Alan Fletcher describing Barcelona (via travelhighlights)
I love my parents, but...
So I’ve been very fortunate this summer to be living at school and not at home because as they (and us) get slightly older, my parents have gone slightly crazy and with only my 22 year old sister at home, well it’s been a little nuts. They harass her about who she’s hanging out with, she has a curfew, and gave her a lot of grief about going to New Orleans for the July 4th weekend...
I think somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
If Arnold can do it, why can't a Baldwin brother. →
What do I have to offer...I don't know!
While researching what I need to include in my personal statement for law school applications, the requirements include stating “what do you personally have to offer to _______ law school.” I’m stuck. Besides pulling out the minority card for the “diversity” they claim to want so badly, I’ve got nothing. Should I write I have a awkward/slightly ditzy sense of...
whoops! →
umm, can we forget that happened? I suck with technology.
gompr:
I’m… confused. Is this a copy-paste mishap, or something far more sinister? (via chattycathy)